Wit and Wisdom That Have Impressed Me Lately

I get a magazine called the Week and here are some Quotes from the June 8, 2012 Issue,:


Read each one and think about it.


"If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money"
-Abigail Van Buren


"Pain plus time equals humor"
-Lenny Bruce


"To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with self"
-Joan Didion


"Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place, then come down and shoot the survivors."
-Ernest Hemingway